At the arbitrary time interval that passed from 23:59:59 on 31/12/10 into the just as irrelevant 00:00:00 on 01/01/11 in the tick-tock of a clock, I was supposed to fashion a raft of lifestyle changes to improve what? I am at a loss to come up with an adequate explanation for this strange custom….
Nevertheless, a small list of intentions for the next 12months or so wouldn’t go amiss..
1: More drawing-less procrastination. (No explanation, those of you who know, will know!) ;-)
2: Look after oneself. Can’t work if you feel like 7 shades of unmentionable.
3: Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’re by no means perfect, but you can be as nauseatingly American self-help booky as you need!!
4: As against the grain as it appears. Try to lay off the sauce….
5: Carry on singing, laughing, and finding joy in the tiniest of things.
6: Always be you, and never what anyone else wants to force you to be….
7: Stop being a miserable, soppy old bastard!!!
8: Sort out the web presence!!
Here endeth the lesson.
Nappy, you hear?!!!!!